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You want a crisp, Tommy?

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No.

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You never have to feel that the night is
yours alone.

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Rushing through the stars, captivated by
the world beyond.

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You are alone.

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This is my world.

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You've grown

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No one can believe it here.

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Yeah. Well, I'll see you on Thursday.

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Yeah, bye -bye.

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Thursday morning.

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Ten o 'clock it is.

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I still can't believe he's gone.

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Yeah. He didn't look well last week, but
no one expected this.

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I'm going to really miss him.

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Go and get yourself upset again, Joan.

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You had a good in his old, didn't you?

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Yeah. I hope I live that long.

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Well, I'll never see another like him.

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He'll be up there now looking down on
all of us, having a little smile to

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himself. They're always so bleeding
stupid, Eddie.

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All this fuss over her mother's bloody
tortoise.

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You've got no heart, Tommy. He was like
part of the family.

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Aye, I can see the resemblance.

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Just you ignore him, Joan.

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Oh, did it die, Joan?

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He didn't wake up and walk off the
mantelpiece, did he? No, it's a bit of a

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mystery, really. We went round to my
mother's on Saturday and it was as right

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rain, wasn't it, Eddie?

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Oh, very playful, Joan. Then we went
round again on Sunday. We've had to go

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round to my mum's a lot recently,
haven't we, Eddie?

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Oh, yeah, she's having some personal
problems.

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She's had her bag fitted.

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You know, it's a cliff.

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Anyway, he was different again then. He
seemed to be very down and withdrawn.

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Yeah, he wouldn't come out of his shell.

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Then on the Monday, we got the phone
call we'd been dreading.

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Sounds like suicide, John.

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Is it leaving out?

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Unnecessary, Ken.

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Hiya. Hiya, hiya. Hiya, Tanya.

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All right, Tanya, love?

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Yeah. Oh,

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please, Ken.

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I'll get this.

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Oh, thanks, Ken.

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I hope you're staying late tonight.

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Why? What's happening?

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We're having a candlelit vigil for
Joan's mother's tortoise.

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What? It's hard to know what to say,
isn't it, Tanya?

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Rory, I'm sorry, Joan.

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How did it die, love?

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It's a mystery.

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He just lost her will to live.

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I know how it feels.

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Why don't you just buy your mum a new
tortoise if she's that upset?

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Well, it would do, but you never get two
the same, do you?

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We ended up following through.

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Dear me, you poor thing.

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Oh, it just about cut my week off, that.

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Why? What's to do?

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Oh, it's not me. It's him downstairs.

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Who, Ken?

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Yeah, it's not himself.

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When my Ken is not right, I'm not right.

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Well, he seemed all right to me before.

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Well, he seems all right to everybody.

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Well, I know he's not. I'm his mother. I
can tell.

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What do you think it is, then?

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I think he's under pressure from
brewery. How do you mean?

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Well, I think he's worried that if bar
takings don't improve, they'll consider

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closing this place down.

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No, that's nonsense, Jean. What's got
you thinking like this?

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It's not nonsense, Winnie.

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Don't you know you may?

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It's a mother's intuition.

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A mother can tell when something's not
right.

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Well, you should know.

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You knew when there was something wrong
with your Darren, didn't you?

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Long before police got involved. Yeah,
I'd rather forget that time if you don't

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mind, Jean.

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Yeah, I bet you would.

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But you kept your mother's intuition to
yourself, didn't you, Winnie? I didn't

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want to upset anyone.

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No, no.

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Even when he brought home that plasma
screen TV for your anniversary.

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When you were out to work, you still
kept your intuition to yourself, didn't

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you? Yeah, I know Darren was a bit of a
tearaway, I'll admit that, but that was

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a long time ago, Jean. He's changed
since then.

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Oh, that's a blessing.

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Yeah, he's been as good as gold for the
last couple of years.

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Touch wood.

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Still, you can't get into much trouble
in strange ways, can you?

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Hiya. Hiya, Deb.

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Give us half a cider, please, Ken. I'm
gagging. You haven't one, have you?

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No, I'm all right.

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Ken's just got me one.

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All right.

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£85, please, Debbie.

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Just finished work, Debbie.

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Yeah. Kids in the car.

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Yeah. Ooh, yeah, give us two cokes and
two packets of cheese and onion as well,

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please, Ken.

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Right. Is Beryl back in work yet?

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Yeah. Her back's all right now, then, is
it?

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I don't believe there's anything wrong
with it in the first place. She's a

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hypochondriac. I think you're probably
right.

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She was agoraphobic for six months,
wasn't she? Until they had that chip pan

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fire at home, and then she was the first
one out of the house.

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4 .20, please, Debbie.

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How's your mum coping with her bag,
Joan?

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All right, but she's a bit upset at the
minute because she's just lost Fred at

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her tortoise. We were just telling
these.

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Don't ask.

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Well, at least she's got all her other
animals to keep her company, hasn't she?

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She loves her two cats, doesn't she?
Brooklyn and Romeo.

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Yeah.

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Debbie's right, Joan. I mean, Dopey's
handful on his own, isn't he?

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Who?

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Dopey. A little stracy tucking.

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Funny, isn't he, John?

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Oh, yeah.

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Dopey? What sort of a name's that for a
dog?

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It's a funny story, actually.

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He was only a little puppy when she
found him, and we couldn't think of a

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for him. But every time Eddie took it
for a walk round her estate, all the

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would shout, Ey up, here comes Dopey!
And it just sort of stopped him, said

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Eddie. Oh, yeah, smashing kids.

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It really caught on, it did. I only had
to go to the shops on my own. I had to

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be saying, have you not got Dopey with
you?

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Salt of the earth, they are.

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There you are. Hi.

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Hello, Dean.

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Hey, Joan.

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Hiya, Dean.

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All right, Dino? Not bad.

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So, Carmel, how are you doing the usual?

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Oh, I did the usual, please, Ken.

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Good lad.

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You all right, Joe?

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Did you back the horse I told you about?

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No, I couldn't get it to the bookies.
Why? Did it win?

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Did it pause it, Ken, lad?

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Bloody hell, again?

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You're useless.

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It was winning for most of the race,
apparently.

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Must have stopped and smiled at the
photo finish.

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Yeah. Either that or Pavarotti with
jockey.

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There you go, son.

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Lovely.

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Now, you're all right?

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Oh, cheers, Kev.

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So, why are you off, then?

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Oh, we're just going to go and see a...
A real dad?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, she hasn't seen him for a couple
of weeks, has she?

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Well, when you see him, give him these.

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Oh, yeah, of course I will. I've already
got one of these for him.

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Hey!

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That's my boy.

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He's a pain in the arse, though, Ken.

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He's got me doing me. All right, son,
you've got your three pints.

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Yeah, but I was thinking about after
time as well. Yeah, think again.

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Don't you use the old police round
Lowfield Road at weekend?

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No. Oh, why? What's gone on? Don't know.

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Swarming with them, it was.

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Hey, you don't think they've set up an
incident room for Joan's mother's

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tortoise, do you?

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Oh!

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Unnecessary, Ken.

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Hey, there was an armed robbery today
and all at the petrol station on

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Did you hear that on the news?

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You'd be a copper today.

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I wouldn't be a bobby. I mean, all the
horrible things they have to deal with,

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drugs and raids and murder.

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Do you know what I can never understand?

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Johnny's writing.

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No, it always puzzles me. What?

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You know when they find a body in the
river or the lake or something, and they

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don't know who it is, and the police
have to identify them by their dental

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records? Yeah.

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Well, how do they know who the dentist
is?

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Maybe Ken's not worried about the
brewery. Maybe it's his love life that's

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causing him to worry.

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How do you mean?

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He hasn't got a love life.

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There might be one in the offing,
though, Jean.

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What are you talking about?

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I hear Tanya's got a sight set on him.

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Tanya? What, Tanya downstairs?

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Tanya downstairs.

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Never, never.

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What, does he like her?

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I don't think he dislikes her.

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Rubbish. He's bothered about this place,
not that woman.

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You can't be certain, Jane. You might be
wrong this time.

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Well, I'm not.

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Look, it's here.

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In black and white from brewery.

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Oh!

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Hey, I tell you what, I'll never doubt
your powers of intuition again.

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This is nearly word for word what you
was thinking.

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This is addressed to Ken, strictly
private.

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Did he show this to you, Jean? Well, not
exactly.

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But I'm sure he would have wanted me to
read it.

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Right. Look, while you're up, pop it
back in his bedside drawer for me, will

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you?

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Hey, where's Duffy, Joe?

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Is he coming in?

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I don't know, Dean.

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He said he's going to try, but it's
crisis talks at his house tonight.

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Oh, is it?

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Yeah, they both took a couple of days
off work to try and sort the marriage

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Oh, dear.

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Yeah, it's all come to a head.

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She's owned up to having an affair at
work.

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Oh, heck.

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Does she know about his mistress, the
pot -bellied pig from Presswich? Don't

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ask. She's found a couple of his mucky
Polaroids in his jacket.

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Bloody hell. So what did he do?

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Well, he had no choice then, did he?

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Did what any self -respecting bloke
would have done.

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You told her they were yours?

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Yeah. And did she believe him? Well, she
might have done if he hadn't have been

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behind her on a couple.

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So he's owning up, then?

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I think so.

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I feel sorry for him in a way, though. I
mean, he means no harm, and I think she

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overreacts. I mean, she told him she
wanted a divorce that time, didn't she?

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Just because she caught him flirting
with a couple of nurses.

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She was giving birth at the time, Joe?

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No. Do you think she knows about him
going with Janice?

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I don't know.

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Do you think she'll know about him going
with me?

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I didn't know about him going with you.

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It was only the one time.

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It was either that or walk home.

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Bloody hell.

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Do you think she'll know about him going
with me?

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What?

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Only joking.

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I knew that.

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Dear, if you don't, do you think I'd
better ring Janice and warn her just in

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case? Not unless you've taken any
uncompromising photos of her.

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I'd better ring her then.

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Hey. Bloody hell.

247
00:11:32,631 --> 00:11:35,559
It's the one that he's got time for in
the fair with all the photographs he's

248
00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,680
taking. Does he do weddings, Joe?

249
00:11:37,681 --> 00:11:40,319
Only I know a couple who are struggling
for a photographer.

250
00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:42,520
Oh, don't be so bloody stupid, Eddie.

251
00:11:42,521 --> 00:11:44,339
Right -o.

252
00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:46,559
Yeah, I wouldn't like to be in Duffy's
shoes now.

253
00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:47,119
I know.

254
00:11:47,120 --> 00:11:48,980
Could lose everything, couldn't he?

255
00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:53,299
I tell you what, it's made me realise
there's nothing more important than your

256
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:56,580
family. You've got to put them before
everything else.

257
00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:59,420
They are your top priority.

258
00:12:01,579 --> 00:12:03,499
Are you stopping for another one, Joe?

259
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,399
Please, Ken.

260
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,999
You'd better give us a packet of crisps
as well, pal. I've missed my tea now.

261
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,050
Right.

262
00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,220
That'll be sick and sick.

263
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,810
You go and see to him. I'll get the
drinks.

264
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:17,030
Right, love.

265
00:12:17,260 --> 00:12:19,730
Will you take that away and give Mel a
buzz for us?

266
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,690
Tell her I've just come in. Yeah, when
I've done this.

267
00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:27,970
Hello, lads. Come in. All right, Ken.
All right, Ken. Good to see you.

268
00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:29,540
Go and sit yourselves down.

269
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,060
Do you use them up? Please, Ken.

270
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,580
A bitter and a cold, please, Tanya.

271
00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,140
Yeah, I've already done them.

272
00:12:35,460 --> 00:12:36,510
Thanks a lot, love.

273
00:12:36,740 --> 00:12:37,790
Here you are, love.

274
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:40,930
Cheers, Tanya. Cheers, Tanya. You're a
good one, you are, love.

275
00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,140
Cheers, Tanya. You're welcome, lad.

276
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,530
It's Thursday night.

277
00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:49,000
Oh, I need a drink tonight, Ken. We've
had a right day of it today.

278
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,119
Have you?

279
00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,219
Why, what's been happening?

280
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:53,570
We just caught three scumbags in the
last hour.

281
00:12:53,571 --> 00:12:54,699
What were they doing?

282
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,440
One fella on the Lowfield Road.

283
00:12:57,109 --> 00:13:00,630
Doing 33 when it's clearly marked 30.
Idiot.

284
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:05,569
And some pillock parked outside the
chemist on Town Street. Two bloody

285
00:13:05,570 --> 00:13:08,129
the pavement. Yeah, we pulled up at the
lights opposite the garden centre.

286
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,809
There's some clown in front of us with
no registration plate on his bloody

287
00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:12,670
trailer. It gets worse, Ken. I know.

288
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:15,100
What about the armed robbery on
Kingsway?

289
00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:17,860
Armed robbery?

290
00:13:19,650 --> 00:13:20,700
Armed robbery?

291
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:22,830
When did this happen?

292
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,540
Hey. Hiya.

293
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:31,539
We're looking forward to seeing you all
day.

294
00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,080
Aw, have you?

295
00:13:33,300 --> 00:13:34,800
Yeah, quite a bit of place.

296
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:38,420
Ticky. So, how's your missus, Jo?

297
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:42,020
Oh, my missus. Been a bit worried about
her, to be honest.

298
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,570
Why's that?

299
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:47,719
She's been coming out with all these
fancy ideas about us improving our

300
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,770
of life.

301
00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:49,830
What, like?

302
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:53,540
You know, decorating, maybe getting
central eating put in. Weird stuff.

303
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,340
Oh? Thinks he's fell in with a bad crowd
at work.

304
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:59,350
You know what I found in a shopping bag
the other day?

305
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:00,470
What, what?

306
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:02,150
Organic veg.

307
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:03,980
What's all that about?

308
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,420
I wouldn't worry about the organic veg,
Jo.

309
00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:10,360
I think it's just a fad like vegetarian
food or yo -yo.

310
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,900
It's a bloody con.

311
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,120
Everybody had organic food in the old
days.

312
00:14:16,860 --> 00:14:21,199
I remember when they first started using
additives and preservatives. They told

313
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,960
us it'd make food last longer, but we'd
have to pay a bit more for it.

314
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,360
And all the dopey tarts like you and I
fell for it.

315
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:32,690
Now we're going back to the old ways and
they're charging us more again.

316
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,250
We're going backwards in the coin of
progress.

317
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:39,479
They're taking all the additives and
preservatives out. You're getting less

318
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,169
you had before, but they're charging you
more for less.

319
00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:46,029
And in 30 years' time, when we're all
organic, they'll be saying, this stuff

320
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:46,929
isn't lasting.

321
00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:48,470
It needs preservatives.

322
00:14:48,870 --> 00:14:53,510
And everyone will say, that's a good
idea, but we'll have to pay more for it.

323
00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:56,909
So what we're doing is paying more for
going back to how it was in the first

324
00:14:56,910 --> 00:15:00,109
place, when you had to pay more for
getting less than what you ended up

325
00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,970
which cost more than when you had less.

326
00:15:01,971 --> 00:15:06,029
That's why me and Joan come in here, you
know.

327
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,989
It's the only place you can go where you
can hear anybody talking any bloody

328
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:10,040
sense.

329
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:13,719
Do you want after time every night this
week?

330
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:14,770
If it's OK.

331
00:15:15,260 --> 00:15:18,810
The thing is, I sell more beer after
I've rung that bell than I do before.

332
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,370
It's like a starting pistol to this lot
in here.

333
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,500
If I closed on time, I'd be broke.

334
00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:25,800
You want to think yourself lucky, Ken.

335
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:29,779
Landlord of the Oaks has been telling us
that the brewery said if he didn't

336
00:15:29,780 --> 00:15:32,130
increase his takings, he might be closed
down.

337
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:33,510
I know.

338
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:35,470
How do you know?

339
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,330
Because he wrote to me and said the same
thing.

340
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,460
I've been on to the area manager today.

341
00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:42,430
Bloody hell.

342
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:43,740
You told the punters?

343
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,200
I haven't told anybody yet.

344
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,420
They haven't got their hearts.

345
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,740
It's the not knowing, though, isn't it?

346
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,800
It is. Is that all they've left of you?

347
00:15:52,801 --> 00:15:54,019
Pretty much.

348
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,640
That's bloody disgusting, that.

349
00:15:55,641 --> 00:15:57,619
You'd rather know, wouldn't you?

350
00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:01,399
You need to make plans one way or the
other. It's not too much to ask, is it?

351
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:04,230
You've every right to know. Is this
place closing or not?

352
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,040
I bet you're feeling it now, Kent.

353
00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:12,110
Oh, yeah.

354
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:16,659
And it would have to be here in the Oak.
Our two favourite boozers. Just our

355
00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:17,710
luck, this is.

356
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,470
Well, we'll have to see what can be
done, Ken.

357
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,750
What do you mean? Have you fellas got
any influence there?

358
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,120
Even if we had, Ken, we couldn't say.

359
00:16:27,121 --> 00:16:31,319
Oh, fair enough, lads. Yeah, and even if
we did have any influence, for you or

360
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,910
the Oak, we'd have to remain completely
impartial.

361
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:36,899
You know what I'm saying, don't you,
Ken?

362
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:37,879
A large whiskey?

363
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,930
Please, Ken.

364
00:16:39,140 --> 00:16:41,550
I've got an espresso malt here just for
you guys.

365
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,700
Wasted on that riff -raff out there.

366
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,870
No, I'll just go and get that. Help
yourself.

367
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,410
Hello?

368
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,760
Yeah, this is the grapes.

369
00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:02,890
Very busy, no? We're not too busy, are
we?

370
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:06,779
Well, come in here and do a bit of work
and stop creeping up them copper's arses

371
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:07,830
then.

372
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,510
Oh, leave him alone.

373
00:17:10,511 --> 00:17:11,949
I'll do it.

374
00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:12,789
Thanks, love.

375
00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:13,840
You're bad.

376
00:17:15,050 --> 00:17:17,609
To the regiment!

377
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,430
To the regiment!

378
00:17:22,510 --> 00:17:25,030
Sorry about that, lads.

379
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,570
Don't worry about it, Ken.

380
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:30,160
It never ends.

381
00:17:30,161 --> 00:17:33,149
Do you need some black and a pint of
bitter, Eddie?

382
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,290
Oh, please, Mel.

383
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:38,590
Are you having one, Tommy?

384
00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:41,290
No, thanks. I'll stay on my own. Oh,
righto.

385
00:17:44,401 --> 00:17:46,189
Who's that?

386
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,240
It's me. It's me.

387
00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:48,520
Sorry.

388
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,130
Bloody mobile phones.

389
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:54,560
They're not welcoming you. Neither are
you, but it's not stopped you, has it?

390
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,030
Bloody hell, it's Kev.

391
00:17:58,490 --> 00:17:59,540
Hello.

392
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,490
You know where I am? I'm in the pub.

393
00:18:02,550 --> 00:18:05,440
I told you I was having a quick drink
with Tanya after work.

394
00:18:05,441 --> 00:18:09,349
Yeah, well, I'm hungry as well, but
you'll have to wait half an hour. It

395
00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:10,400
kill you, will it?

396
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,540
Look, do you want another packet of
crisps and a Coke to tide you over?

397
00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:19,990
What about your sister?

398
00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:21,640
Right, OK.

399
00:18:21,641 --> 00:18:25,469
And you'd better not be smoking them
dimps in the ashtray again, you lickle

400
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:26,550
I'll be out in a minute.

401
00:18:28,230 --> 00:18:32,020
Worst thing I ever did was buy that
ungrateful little bugger a mobile phone.

402
00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:34,920
Two packets of crisps and two Cokes,
please, Mal.

403
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:36,000
Right.

404
00:18:37,629 --> 00:18:39,370
3 .24, please, Deb.

405
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:44,970
Oh, I'm gone. Sorry, Mel. You'd better
make it one coke and two straws.

406
00:18:44,971 --> 00:18:47,969
Yeah, don't worry about it. I'll only
charge you for one, don't be telling me

407
00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:48,669
that, though.

408
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,070
Oh, thanks, Mel.

409
00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:54,580
Oh, bloody hell, I forgot my own. Give
us half a cider as well, please, love.

410
00:18:57,350 --> 00:19:01,510
It were a goldmine, this place, when my
Jimmy, God rest his soul, ran it.

411
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,630
He'd be spinning in his grave now.

412
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,910
You had him cremated, didn't you?

413
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,620
Oh, you know what I mean.

414
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,350
Oh, they were a grafter, though, my
Jimmy.

415
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,240
That's how we made this pub work.

416
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,520
Always busy behind that bar.

417
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:15,830
Oh, I know.

418
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,070
Any other barmaids would have told you
that.

419
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:22,180
He never let you work behind the bar,
did he, your Jimmy?

420
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,170
Always seemed a bit odd, what with him
only ever employing women.

421
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,800
He didn't need my help down there.

422
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,110
He did it all.

423
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,320
Oh, he was very hands -on.

424
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,630
Isn't that what one of them said in the
witness box?

425
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,600
That was never proved, Winnie, and you
know it.

426
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:39,900
Right.

427
00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,360
Sexual harassment.

428
00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:43,210
It was just being friendly.

429
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,090
That's a landlord's way.

430
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:49,280
It didn't help being plastered all over
the papers, though, did it?

431
00:19:49,281 --> 00:19:51,669
Well, she went running to them, didn't
she?

432
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,710
And they went into such detail.

433
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:55,410
It was a pack of lies.

434
00:19:56,150 --> 00:19:58,790
In your mucky cellar, of all places.

435
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:00,470
It were completely innocent.

436
00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:03,050
That's why they threw it out of court.

437
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:06,370
It was her word against his, and she had
no witnesses.

438
00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:08,810
He had her over a barrel, didn't he?

439
00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:11,890
I think that's what she said in the
paper.

440
00:20:14,350 --> 00:20:18,020
Look, it's got the watermark and the
silver strip running through it. Oh,

441
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,530
they're crafty bastards, Ken.

442
00:20:19,531 --> 00:20:21,469
Is this the first one you've seen?

443
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,520
It is for a while.

444
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,249
I've never had one as good as this
before, though.

445
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,320
Busy Friday night, innit? Get one of
them passed over the bar.

446
00:20:28,321 --> 00:20:31,069
Wouldn't spot it with a magnifying
glass, would you?

447
00:20:31,070 --> 00:20:32,120
No chance.

448
00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:35,170
So, how many you having then, Ken?

449
00:20:35,350 --> 00:20:36,400
£1 ,200.

450
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,409
Probably worth thinking about, Ken.

451
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,670
Go on then, give us a dozen.

452
00:20:44,830 --> 00:20:46,030
Pleasure to do business.

453
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,140
There you go, Ken.

454
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:49,760
One makes 12.

455
00:20:50,230 --> 00:20:51,280
Thanks, guys.

456
00:20:54,310 --> 00:20:55,810
Oh, Dad, we're getting off now.

457
00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,770
Right, love. We're going to be late.

458
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,890
All right, you want to see your dad?

459
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,689
Dean was telling me earlier.

460
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:02,740
You're my dad?

461
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:04,670
Don't mind though, do you?

462
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:05,820
You work?

463
00:21:05,821 --> 00:21:08,769
Hey, while you're there, why don't you
mention you're 21st?

464
00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:12,169
I mean, it probably won't be his thing,
but she'd be fancies it anyway.

465
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,730
Yeah, I will. Oh, thanks, Dad.

466
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:16,580
I'll see you later.

467
00:21:16,581 --> 00:21:17,529
I'll see you, love.

468
00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:19,090
See you later, Dean. See you, Ken.

469
00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:21,210
Yeah, with a person and all, Ken.

470
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:23,510
Yeah, better than everyone in the oak.

471
00:21:23,511 --> 00:21:27,299
Yeah, just a quick one, though. We're
going to get up the old folks on one new

472
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:30,479
bridge lane, aren't we? Oh, no, it's not
been broken into again, is it?

473
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,999
Oh, no, my mum's put a bit of cottage
pie on for that, see.

474
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,560
Don't want to get in cold, do we?

475
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,150
You're right, lads.

476
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:37,620
All right, come on, then.

477
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:39,540
Come on, come on. Crack it down.

478
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:46,020
The world's gone mad.

479
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:50,040
I blame it on the television and all
this new cookery crap they put on.

480
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:55,180
It's like Delia and that pillock from
Sainsbury's. He was on again last night.

481
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:59,079
He's never off. Cooking up another pan
full of shite that nob's you'll eat on

482
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:00,130
his bloody mates.

483
00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:05,359
I turned over and there's this bunch of
nobodies locked in house and we're

484
00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,020
expected to watch them eat, sleep and
talk crap.

485
00:22:08,021 --> 00:22:11,279
I wouldn't care as soon as they say
anything interesting they put a load of

486
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,440
bloody bird noises on.

487
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,300
I flicked over again.

488
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:18,760
Pelly was on. Oh, I hope this is all
right.

489
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:21,660
Next thing, he's going on about erection
problems.

490
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:24,350
I tell you, the whole bloody world's
gone mad.

491
00:22:24,351 --> 00:22:27,479
I thought you'd have been interested in
all that, Tommy.

492
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,519
I mean, the last time you got stiffy was
the Queen's Silver Jubilee, when we had

493
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,900
beer on in here at half price.

494
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,280
He soon went down, though, when I tasted
it.

495
00:22:35,281 --> 00:22:41,079
Tommy's right, though. I've seen that
advert. You don't want to think of Pelly

496
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:41,839
like that.

497
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:46,299
You want to remember him on Rivelino's
shoulders, holding the World Cup,

498
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:50,739
delighted, not sat on the end of his
bed, holding his World Cup willy,

499
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:54,100
dejected. Must get one in the morning,
though. All blokes do.

500
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:59,039
I'll sit upstairs on the bus. All right,
upstairs on the bus. Bloody hell, and

501
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,020
I've been sat downstairs all this time.

502
00:23:01,021 --> 00:23:05,199
That's why you never saw Pelly when they
were paid in that World Cup trophy on

503
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,250
the open -top bus.

504
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:09,940
He was on the back seat with his missus
striking wildly iron socks.

505
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,620
That's why Brazil won it so many times.

506
00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:14,600
No wonder he was so bloody good.

507
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:18,139
You'd play your heart out if you only
got a knock -off every four years,

508
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:19,190
wouldn't you?

509
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,080
Hey, there's always Viagra.

510
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,730
How long does it take to work that
stuff, Ken?

511
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,200
I've got plenty of lead in my pencil.
I've just got nobody to write to.

512
00:23:28,201 --> 00:23:32,199
Tanya's getting the bus home tonight,
Ken, if you're interested. I'm sure she

513
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,490
wouldn't mind going upstairs, if it'll
help.

514
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,680
I've never seen my Eddie flaccid. Have
I, Eddie?

515
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,570
I'm the complete opposite. I'm seldom
soft.

516
00:23:41,780 --> 00:23:44,340
And yet, I can't play football to save
me life.

517
00:23:44,341 --> 00:23:46,199
Must be something, innit?

518
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,740
He's got a point, hasn't he?

519
00:23:50,870 --> 00:23:51,920
Right, go.

520
00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,350
Hey, up, it's David Bailey.

521
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:54,900
Bit of Duffy.

522
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:57,129
And a large brandy as well, please, can
you?

523
00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:58,390
All right, like that is it.

524
00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:00,490
How have you gone on, Duffy?

525
00:24:00,491 --> 00:24:04,329
Oh, I don't ever want to go through
another day like that again.

526
00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:05,470
Why, what's been said?

527
00:24:05,650 --> 00:24:07,090
Well, it's all come out today.

528
00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:08,490
I was 100 % honest with her.

529
00:24:08,710 --> 00:24:10,210
Did you tell her about Jannie?

530
00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:12,380
99 % honest.

531
00:24:12,490 --> 00:24:13,750
Did you tell her about me?

532
00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:15,520
98 % honest.

533
00:24:15,850 --> 00:24:18,080
Hey, but I did tell her about the Mr.
Stolcina.

534
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:21,999
That's when it all came out. Turns out
she's been seeing her boss for nearly 12

535
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,050
months.

536
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:24,950
Cheating cow.

537
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,820
Oh, heck. Are you all right, Duffy?

538
00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:28,780
Oh, I'm fine, no problem.

539
00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:32,000
That's life, innit? You deal with it,
you move on.

540
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,620
So have you left it?

541
00:24:33,621 --> 00:24:36,019
Well, she still thinks we've got a
chance.

542
00:24:36,020 --> 00:24:39,560
She just said to me there, I want to
make this marriage work, Nigel.

543
00:24:40,220 --> 00:24:42,120
Who? It's my real name.

544
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:43,750
What did you say?

545
00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:45,270
I told her.

546
00:24:45,271 --> 00:24:47,659
I'm not sure if we can make this
marriage work.

547
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:49,040
There's a lot to take in here.

548
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,940
I said to her, I need some space to
think about this.

549
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,460
I need some time away from you and the
kids.

550
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:58,760
Right now, at this moment in time,
you've got to give me space.

551
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,280
I need my own space.

552
00:25:04,020 --> 00:25:05,460
She's left the answer, Duffy.

553
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:07,520
Yeah. Oh, dear.

554
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:09,640
I've got a lot to say, Duffy.

555
00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:10,880
4 .25, please, cock.

556
00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:16,060
Things will work out, Duffy.

557
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,300
I just feel so bloody stupid.

558
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,050
Don't worry about it, Duffy. It'll be
all right.

559
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:23,080
You're amongst friends now.

560
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:27,260
425, 430, 450, 55, 5 to 10.

561
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,090
10 to 20.

562
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,130
Thanks, Ken.

563
00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:35,040
Don't worry about it, Duffy.

564
00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,940
We'll get back together again.

565
00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:38,030
She'll come round.

566
00:25:38,031 --> 00:25:39,999
I'm not bothered one way or the other
now.

567
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,140
I've still got my pride.

568
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,940
It might be for the best.

569
00:25:42,941 --> 00:25:46,119
If you're absent from each other for a
while, you can grow a fonder in your

570
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:50,660
heart. There's an old saying about it,
but I can't remember how it goes.

571
00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:52,390
Do you know it, Joan?

572
00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,080
Is it the one about the stitch?

573
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,480
Aye, you might be right.

574
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,240
Don't worry, Duffy. It'll all work out
for the best.

575
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:00,780
She'll probably come back.

576
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,290
I don't want her back.

577
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:03,410
I told her.

578
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:07,180
It's heartbreaking at first, but time's
a great healer.

579
00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:10,240
I had my heart broken by a man when I
was younger.

580
00:26:10,620 --> 00:26:11,940
Oh, did you, Joan?

581
00:26:12,719 --> 00:26:15,680
He was a lot older than me. Promised me
the world he did.

582
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:20,359
Told me he'd be a millionaire soon and
that when he was, he'd buy a big yacht

583
00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:21,410
and name it after me.

584
00:26:21,620 --> 00:26:22,670
What, Joan Bell?

585
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,619
No, don't be daft, Jo. It was before I
was married. I was Joan's citizen at the

586
00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:27,670
time.

587
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:28,770
Oh, right.

588
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,460
I was head over heels, I was.

589
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,020
I didn't see it coming.

590
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:36,100
My mum and dad told me to be wary of
him. But love is blind, isn't it?

591
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,540
He told me that he'd make me his queen
and we'd live in a palace.

592
00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:41,360
And I believed him.

593
00:26:41,690 --> 00:26:42,790
I was smitten, you see.

594
00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:45,940
Then one day, without warning, the phone
call stopped.

595
00:26:46,290 --> 00:26:49,170
I went round to his flat. He was empty.
He'd gone.

596
00:26:50,130 --> 00:26:51,270
What happened, Joan?

597
00:26:51,910 --> 00:26:53,590
Had he left you for another woman?

598
00:26:53,990 --> 00:26:57,230
No. Sadly, he'd been sectioned under the
Mental Health Act.

599
00:26:58,590 --> 00:27:02,710
But all's well that ends well, cos
shortly after, I met my Eddie. Oh.

600
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:04,520
Bloody hell.

601
00:27:04,850 --> 00:27:06,450
Out of the frying pan.

602
00:27:06,950 --> 00:27:08,000
Oh.

603
00:27:08,510 --> 00:27:09,560
Get you up, will you?

604
00:27:09,810 --> 00:27:12,150
Yep. Go and put my feet up now.

605
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:15,740
Right, I'll see you next Tuesday, love.
Yeah, see you Tuesday, Ken.

606
00:27:15,990 --> 00:27:18,610
Oh, I am sorry about your wife leaving,
Duffy.

607
00:27:18,611 --> 00:27:20,489
Oh, don't worry about me, Winnie.

608
00:27:20,490 --> 00:27:21,810
I'm stronger than all that.

609
00:27:22,010 --> 00:27:23,690
Well, maybe she'll come back, eh?

610
00:27:24,290 --> 00:27:25,340
Not you and all.

611
00:27:25,341 --> 00:27:27,269
You're all missing the point here.

612
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,530
I don't want her back.

613
00:27:29,070 --> 00:27:32,889
Once I knew how she felt, I said to her,
look, there's the door, go through it

614
00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:34,210
and don't ever come back.

615
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:37,950
Get your stuff and you can take anything
you want out of this house.

616
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,710
But there are two things you will never
take.

617
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,380
That is my pride and my dignity.

618
00:27:45,201 --> 00:27:48,379
Anyway, Winnie, how do you know?

619
00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:52,059
Oh, I went past your house earlier and
saw you lying down in front of the

620
00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:53,110
removal van.

621
00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:09,709
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622
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623
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